Funny Essay on COW !!

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Post by khandairies on Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:39 pm

Somebody had e-mailed me this essay so I thought you
should also have the pleasure.

An Essay on 'COW':

"He is the cow. The cow is a successful animal. Also
he is 4 footed.
And because he is female, he gives milks, but will do
so when he is got children. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and
useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. What can it do? Various things like ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler,gosht karahi,paaey,and mankind generally.
His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species.His Gober is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes, in hand, and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards he chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by throwing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also,situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives
hit with it and kills them.The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed.
At night time have poses by looking down on the ground
and sleeps.His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.There are two holes on the two sides of the nose which helps to pass the rope and tie it.The nose is soft and have dew on it.
Sometimes he smiles and other times he is angry.When angry he talks like “Aooooonnnn”and also when his children is lost.
“This is the cow."

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